The flavor order data has a season, and the season is the rotation template. Here’s the year, by quarter, by flavor — built from what actually gets ordered, not what we’d guess.
Winter (Dec–Feb): the fire-side quarter
The chocolate line leads, the gummy follows. Strawberry and Cotton Candy are the sweet gummy picks; the Cookies & Cream and Milk Chocolate bars are the fire-side defaults. The cocoa ritual is the quarter’s centerpiece, and the winter road trip guide is the travel version. The bar tasting has the full notes.
Spring (Mar–May): the transition quarter
Pineapple starts climbing, Green Apple holds steady — the crisp flavor is the spring default. The microdose line is the quarter’s logic: the microdosing guide and the routine setup are the spring reads, because the quarter is when the everyday practice gets built. The Pink Lemonade 20-count is the spring flavor pick.
Summer (Jun–Aug): the beach quarter
Watermelon spikes (the hardest seasonal move in the data), Juicy Peach is the full-strength seasonal leader, and Sunset Punch is the golden-hour pick. The beach day guide, the festival kit, and the 7 summer road trips are the quarter’s three reads. The insulated kit is the quarter’s kit item.
Fall (Sep–Nov): the rotation quarter
Rocket Pop and Blue Raspberry are the fall personality picks; the Dark Chocolate Orange bar is the connoisseur’s fall default. The tailgate guide is the quarter’s occasion read, and the Route 66 guide is the travel version — the fall is when the classic runs happen.
The rotation method
- One season, two flavors, one format. The gummy for the season’s signature flavor, the bar for the evening, the microdose for the everyday — the journal is the record of what worked.
- The reorder is the rotation. The Buy 3 Get 1 Free offer means the season’s third pouch is free — the savings math is the quarter’s best deal.
- The new flavor is the sample. The sample bundle is how the rotation tests a new pick without committing a full pouch — the sample-or-pouch guide has the logic.
The full ranking: 10 best flavors. The legality: the 2026 guide. The season is the rotation — order with it, and the cooler never runs out of a reason.